Friday, May 05, 2006
Zarqawi: The Lighter Side
Hilarious! The US Military has released a rollicking new video showing Al Qaeda in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi demonstrating his comedy skills. In one frame, he can't figure out how to fire a machine gun. In another, he trots around in jaunty tennis shoes.
The War on Terror has entered a new and exciting phase: Mutual Assured Mocking (MAM). How will Zarqawi respond? Some 'yo mama' jokes about Barbara? Maybe some hidden camera footage of Bush II reading the bible...upside down!? The possibilities are endless.
I can't help but wonder, though...the United States has spent a lot of time and money terrifying its own population about the threat of terrorists like Zarqawi. And now, they want everyone to think he's the fundamentalist equivalent of the Keystone Cops. I mean, not that I'm surprised to see the Bush Administration employ contradictory strategies. But still, it makes you wonder if they have any idea about anything at all... ¶ 3:44 a.m.
Hilarious! The US Military has released a rollicking new video showing Al Qaeda in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi demonstrating his comedy skills. In one frame, he can't figure out how to fire a machine gun. In another, he trots around in jaunty tennis shoes.
The War on Terror has entered a new and exciting phase: Mutual Assured Mocking (MAM). How will Zarqawi respond? Some 'yo mama' jokes about Barbara? Maybe some hidden camera footage of Bush II reading the bible...upside down!? The possibilities are endless.
I can't help but wonder, though...the United States has spent a lot of time and money terrifying its own population about the threat of terrorists like Zarqawi. And now, they want everyone to think he's the fundamentalist equivalent of the Keystone Cops. I mean, not that I'm surprised to see the Bush Administration employ contradictory strategies. But still, it makes you wonder if they have any idea about anything at all... ¶ 3:44 a.m.
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The sad part of the new video is that the more the Americans make Zarqawi look "bush league", the more striking their inability to stop him. Look at this incompetent fool that we can't capture.
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