Wednesday, April 26, 2006
We're Gonna Get Snowed
The White House has announced that Fox News Commentator Tony Snow will become the new Press Secretary. The appointment makes a lot of sense, since Fox has long been functioning as Bush's PR department anyway.
As well as being a loyal ideologue, Snow seems to understand Dubya's unique take on political communication:
"President Bush hates responding to the press, hates responding to political enemies -he thinks it's beneath him,"
Ah yes, George. Democracy can be so tiring. Nice that you have someone new to dance in front of your inferiors, allowing you to get on with important business. Namely, eroding personal freedom, lying to the American people, being a war criminal and clearing brush on your ranch.
Oh, and careful when you click on the photo. It's an 8x10 signed glossy, which this man of the people makes available on the Fox News website. He's so dreamy! ¶ 5:47 a.m.
The White House has announced that Fox News Commentator Tony Snow will become the new Press Secretary. The appointment makes a lot of sense, since Fox has long been functioning as Bush's PR department anyway.
As well as being a loyal ideologue, Snow seems to understand Dubya's unique take on political communication:
"President Bush hates responding to the press, hates responding to political enemies -he thinks it's beneath him,"
Ah yes, George. Democracy can be so tiring. Nice that you have someone new to dance in front of your inferiors, allowing you to get on with important business. Namely, eroding personal freedom, lying to the American people, being a war criminal and clearing brush on your ranch.
Oh, and careful when you click on the photo. It's an 8x10 signed glossy, which this man of the people makes available on the Fox News website. He's so dreamy! ¶ 5:47 a.m.
