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Friday, March 24, 2006
  Cheney May Only Be Vice-President, But He's Defintiely Diva-in-Chief.

Dick Cheney's lengthy list of hotel demands has been released.

His travel requirements, revealed by The Smoking Gun include four cans of Diet Sprite, A bevy of major American newspapers, a thermostat set to exactly 68 degrees farhenheit. He also require a map to where the ice machine is located. He's already busy enough looking for Osama Bin Laden, dammit!

Always a conoisseur of 'fair and balanced' journalism, Cheney also requires the TV to be tuned to Fox News. I'm not sure why he couldn't just change the channel himself. I guess being second banana means never having to use your thumbs.

No word yet on whether his list of demands includes a loaded shotgun and a wealthy Texas lawyer.
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