Tuesday, April 12, 2005
A Grateful Nation Mourns
The world's giant transforming robot population has been thrown in shock and sadness with the passing of Autobot leader, Optimus Prime, from prostate cancer.
According to a press release on the National Prostate Cancer Coalition website, Prime passed away on February 25th, 2005. Widely renowned for his strong leadership abilities, vehement anti-evil stance and ability to change from a robot into a truck (and back), he will be sorely missed.
Close friend and confidante, Bumblebee, was stunned. "I always thought it would be some fiendish Decepticon plot that did him in. I guess he should have gone to the doctor. Or mechanic or something." ¶ 9:29 a.m.
According to a press release on the National Prostate Cancer Coalition website, Prime passed away on February 25th, 2005. Widely renowned for his strong leadership abilities, vehement anti-evil stance and ability to change from a robot into a truck (and back), he will be sorely missed.
Close friend and confidante, Bumblebee, was stunned. "I always thought it would be some fiendish Decepticon plot that did him in. I guess he should have gone to the doctor. Or mechanic or something." ¶ 9:29 a.m.
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I know you are saddened at this point. However, 2006 with be a year of GREATNESS...as there will be a live action Transformers Movie. Steven Spielberg has signed on to produce.
In response to the story below, I must warn you not to watch/read as that is a serious cause of prostate cancer.
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In response to the story below, I must warn you not to watch/read as that is a serious cause of prostate cancer.
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